» Funny metaphors used in high school essays
This is worth a look.
My personal favourite: 7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
I love number 11: “From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30”